1. I do not find images of nude adults, adults engaged in sex, or other sexual acts to be offensive.

2. If I use these services in violation of the above agreement (I) understand I may be in violation of local and/or federal laws and am sole responsible for my actions.

3. I understand the standards and laws of the community, site and computer to which I am transporting this material, and am solely responsible for my actions. If I use these services in violation of the above agreement understand I may be in violation of local and/or federal laws and am sole responsible for my actions. Sexually explicit material depicting bondage, S/M and other fetish activities is allowed by the local law governing my region.

4. All content within this site is meant to be satirical in nature, was shot in good humor, and all actors were informed of the content being shot for this site and all scenarios were explained to them prior to any footage being shot. All the actors agreed to these scenarios and were compensated for their performances.

5. I will not redistribute any material from this site.